Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast about drugs addiction and dumb shit in

Monday. Chris and this is our first ever incredibly disconnected Skype episode. So look out Dopey

Nation because we're Skyping it in now because Chris can't come to New York anymore. That's not

true. Well that's what we're doing. That's what we're doing at this time and I feel like many people

use Skype to record and we can still see each other so they make a far inferior product

car so just to be clear. I already feel like I'm in the space shuttle plummeting towards Earth in

trouble. And so here we are. I'm in the north end of Boston and can I say your town? Yeah,

why not? Dave is in Saville, Long Island. Yes. I'm in my daughter's room and just so you have

a real dopey thing. Look what's here. A fish tank? Is that the fish tank? No, the fish tank broke and

drained out in Manhattan. This is my daughter's little goldfish fish tank that I told her not to get.

Dave has a little picture of a buddy behind his head. Is that that's not the is your daughter Jewish?

No. Well she's you know half but she's not technically she's not Jewish. No. Is she Christian?

Is she anything? She's definitely not Christian. She's more I'd say she's more Jewish than she is Christian.

So that's not the Easter Bunny in there. I would say it is not the Easter Bunny but a bunny. My daughter's

obsessed with bunnies. She had a bunny when she was a little kid. Maybe it's around here. And it

was like her best friend and she took it places and so her bunny was a big focal point of her life.

So bunnies became kind of a thing. How'd she do when the bunny died? The bunny didn't die. It's a

stuffed animal. The bunny's thriving. The bunny's life is much better than your life. This bunny

has been all over the place. The bunny's loved. It's cared for. It comes when it's asked to come.

It does its thing. I think that it's fucking disgusting. It's disgusting. It's really disgusting.

It's a really disgusting bunny. And it's at holes but I mean the fact they lost it once in

Pennsylvania and they had to get some hotel clerk to ship it back. Then we lost it in the house

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