Dopey106: Parents Intervening Drug Use, Hershey’s Chocolate Factory, Puking into a Cup, Puking into a Shirt

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Alternative Health, Mental Health, Comedy, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 11 November 2017

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Dave tells us about his recent visit to the Hershey’s factory and Amish country. Todd calls in again and gives us an update about his life and his use, including a recent visit from his parents who sprung a drug test on him. We play a voice memo from IV about the time he puked into an Arby’s cup because there was a cop following him and had to drive around holding it. Chris tells a story about the time he puked into his shirt while he was driving because a cop was next to him. Dave and Chris explain what it was like to use. We read a great review that praises Dave’s dad.

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0:00.0	What's going on? How you doing? Chris, how are you? What's going on, man? I introduced the show.
0:29.4	I want you to do it. No, you're introducing the show. Introduce it. I just love why it's like
0:33.5	consistency. Okay, well, all I really wanted was for you to say that people should, you know,
0:37.6	pay attention to Twitter, but you wouldn't do that. You said, who cares about Twitter?
0:41.1	What are you talking about? You told me something from last week. Yeah, I'm talking about
0:43.4	the last week. I was talking about seven days ago. It's still fresh in my mind. Seven days ago.
0:48.9	Now you understand it's like, if I do fucking introduce the show, I can't even,
0:53.5	nothing you say is registering because I don't know what we're doing. Where are we? What are we doing?
0:57.3	Sick person. Hello, welcome to Dopey. The podcast about drugs addiction and dumb shit. I'm Chris,
1:03.7	and this is David. Okay, what? What are you talking about? If I do for you, you need to reciprocate.
1:09.3	That's what friendship and partnership is. No, what it's about is consistency. The same
1:14.3	jingle in the beginning in your angelic voice saying, my, I don't like mine. It's just like I don't
1:19.4	like my face. I don't like the way I introduced Dopey. You're ruining the show. I'm not ruining it. I'm
1:24.4	fucking dead. Here's your dad. Mr. Mr. Media. Mr. Media.
1:29.3	And without pause that he said you needed to introduce it. Then he told a story about Chinese
1:34.5	women needing to make change that you thought was amazing. I thought it was pretty good. Yeah,
1:39.3	listen, when you shit on our fucking horrible fucking Twitter, I can't be so cooperative. Just,
1:48.3	let's just dissect that line that you just said, when I shit on our what Twitter or piece of shit
1:55.1	Twitter. So when I shit on our shitty Twitter, it just gets shit on the shitty. No, it gets
2:00.7	shitier. You're just jealous because my Instagram is popping. It's like jealousy is something that I
2:11.7	do struggle with, but not go around your Instagram. You swear to God. I swear to God. I swear to God.
2:19.6	I'm not jealous. I'm proud of you. I think you do a nice job. I'm not jealous. I'm proud of
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