Dopey Tuesday Teaser: Heart Attack Doug, Othello Cookies, and the Fucking Celtics: Live from the Subaru

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Health & Fitness, Health & Fitness:mental Health, Mental Health, Alternative Health

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 20 May 2025

⏱️ 12 minutes

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Summary

his week on the Dopey Tuesday Patreon Show: Dave and Heart Attack Doug are back — broadcasting from Doug’s 2017 Subaru parked outside Dave’s house like two washed-up radio hosts without a studio. They run through a “Doug’s Life” category game: mindset, politics, health, diner food, bad meetings, new country personas, and insane butter intake. Doug blames newcomers for ruining their homegroup, while Dave begs him to stop lurking in bike shorts and start sponsoring again. Doug dodges questions, brags about Zoom fame, and denies eating like a heart attack waiting to happen — while actively eating like a heart attack waiting to happen. We also get deep: a heartfelt email from listener Sarah on quitting weed, depression, and finding herself again through Dopey, plus a second message about love, family, and Linda saving Dave’s life. Dave breaks down his Vermont music festival adventure: introducing bands, bombing as MC, and yelling "fuck the Celtics" to a cheering crowd. There's piggish overeating, Entenmann's nostalgia, dopey wisdom, emotional truth bombs, and the reminder that love is the answer — and that butter might kill you. www.patreon.com/dopeypodcast

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0:00.0	So hello and welcome to the Tuesday teaser of Dopey, the podcast on drugs, addiction, and other dumb shit.
0:26.1	I got a text from Jake from West Virginia and he says, he said, oh, the first time on Dopee, I called it the dumbass podcast about drugs.
0:40.5	I think I said the dumbass podcast about drugs addiction and dumb shit.
0:44.6	So welcome to the dumbass teaser about drugs, addiction, and dumb shit.
0:49.6	But really, I don't think the teaser is going to be about any of that.
0:52.9	The teaser is, it's going to be short. First of all, I don't even know how long a to be about any of that the teaser is it's going to be
0:54.3	short first of all I don't even know how long a proper teaser should be but this teaser is going to
0:58.8	be short and the purpose of this teaser is for all the cheapo dopes in the dopy nation to go join
1:05.8	patreon because today heart attack Doug is back on Patreon.
1:12.9	It's pretty fun.
1:13.8	We have a good time.
1:19.5	And we record it sitting in his car outside of my house this morning at 7 in the morning.
1:21.1	And it was fun.
1:25.1	And go to Patreon, sign up at www. patreon.com slash dopy podcast. There is good news.
1:29.9	The one and only associate
1:31.2	producer of dopey. That's right.
1:33.2	Eric Papa Smurf sent
1:35.3	out a shit ton of socks yesterday.
1:38.4	All hail
1:39.3	Papa Smurf. He also
1:41.2	is sending out a shitload of sticker packs
1:43.1	today. So if you're waiting for
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