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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dopey Tuesday Patreon Teaser with Heart Attack Doug — Birthday, Euphoria, Prison, and Stickers

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Mental Health, Alternative Health, Health & Fitness

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2026

⏱️ 34 minutes

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Summary

Dopey Tuesday Patreon Teaser with Heart Attack Doug — Birthday, Euphoria, Prison, and Stickers Short Summary This week on Dopey Tuesday, Dave celebrates his birthday while dealing with a forgotten birthday from his 16-year-old daughter, a NyQuil hangover, and a stress dream about undercharging for Katz’s pastrami on a space shuttle launch. Heart Attack Doug returns to break down the controversial Euphoria finale, argue about prison survival strategies, discuss recovery, and weigh in on the Dopey Sticker Contest. The episode also features updates from listener Montana in Texas prison, Patreon and Spotify comments, and plenty of classic Dave-and-Doug bickering. Long Summary Dave welcomes Heart Attack Doug back to Dopey Tuesday on his birthday, though he's not exactly feeling celebratory after waking up groggy from NyQuil and discovering that his daughter forgot it was his birthday. Doug immediately notices Dave's low energy, launching a conversation about birthday expectations and disappointments. The bulk of the opening centers around a heated debate about the season finale of Euphoria. Dave argues that the show abandoned its core characters and became an entirely different series, while Doug enthusiastically defends it and praises the acting. The two argue over Nate's storyline, Rue's fate, Ali's character arc, and whether the show has any future after its finale. The conversation shifts into prison talk when Montana's latest letter arrives from a Texas prison. Montana shares updates about college classes, Toastmasters, prison job training officers, losing his dog, and staying sober. This leads Doug to speculate about how Dave would survive prison, suggesting he'd either join a gang or become part of a strange collection of intellectuals, misfits, and recovery people. Dave insists he'd survive through entertainment value and his connection to recovery. Dave also reflects on a recent doctor's appointment and how grateful he is not to be regularly drug tested anymore. The conversation spirals into stories about fake urine, the Wizinator, and the absurd lengths addicts go to avoid failing drug tests. The guys read Patreon and Spotify comments, discuss the upcoming Dopey Short Film Festival, promote Patreon, and eventually prepare to reveal the results of the Dopey Sticker Contest. The episode ends with the classic Dopey mix of recovery, complaints, laughs, prison letters, television criticism, and birthday resentment.

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Toby

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Hello

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Good morning to be

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The podcast on drugs addiction and dumb shit.

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It is Dopee Tuesday, which means it is a Patreon show.

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