Dopey Total Replay! Episode 5 - Chris Masturbating with the Skinhead on Meth at the Brain Injury Clinic
Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
Dave & Chris
4.8 • 2.9K Ratings
🗓️ 19 January 2026
⏱️ 61 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello and welcome to Dopey, the podcast on drugs addiction and dumb shit. |
| 0:22.0 | My name is Dave, and I'm very grateful. |
| 0:25.0 | I'm very grateful in general. |
| 0:27.4 | And I can get so angry and annoyed about such dumb stuff, dumb shit, if we want to be specific. |
| 0:42.4 | And I realize that the cure for anger and fear can be love, like we've talked about a lot. But I really think it's gratitude. When I can get |
| 0:50.2 | focused on gratitude, everything else gets lessened. And it's like, I mean, I have a good deal. |
| 0:59.6 | It's easy for me to be grateful. But even, I think, I'm not sure if I'm sure or not sure. |
| 1:05.7 | But even if things are really bad, there's something to be grateful for. |
| 1:12.5 | I'm going to throw that out there. |
| 1:14.2 | Send in an email or a voicemail. |
| 1:16.2 | Let me know if that's true or untrue. |
| 1:21.1 | If you have a really bad deal, send in an email or a voicemail. |
| 1:27.0 | We'll call it the complaining, the complaining note, the kvetch note. and fucking, what I'm really pissed about is somebody, |
| 1:32.9 | I'm not going to ever say their name again, sent in an email that I read last week with their |
| 1:39.2 | last name. I read the email and then they're telling me they need me to change it. This is not the first time this has happened in the history of the show, but it's the first time it's happened in years. |
| 1:49.8 | So I'm going to say this. |
| 1:51.5 | Everybody send in your complaining emails and voicemails, but add what you want me to call you. |
| 1:59.1 | Or I'm going to call you by your fucking name |
| 2:01.1 | because what else would I call you? |
| 2:02.7 | So please send in emails and voicemails |
| 2:04.9 | complaining about something in your... |
| 2:07.2 | This is what I want. |
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