Dopey Total Replay - Episode 18 - DXM, Drinking Piss, Wasted at Goose with Alex

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Comedy, Mental Health, Alternative Health, Health & Fitness

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2026

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Timestamp Notes 00:00 Classic Dopey intro and Dave introducing the replay 01:10 Dave recording from his dad’s apartment and the famous rickety chairs 02:10 The Dopey Fitness Challenge announcement 03:20 Dopeywood 2 comedy lineup plug (Marc Maron, Bobby Lee, Margaret Cho, etc.) 04:10 Explanation of the Total Dopey Replay series and Chris history 05:00 Dave reflecting on Chris and the purpose of Dopey 06:00 Dave cooking a full breakfast for the dog 07:00 Patreon plug and Dopey Nation voicemail request 08:00 Spotify comments from the Joe Schrank replay 10:30 Cameron Crowe book discussion and music talk 12:10 Listener question about making connections at recovery meetings 13:30 Dave explains how to make friends at meetings 15:30 Minnesota Matt’s Grateful Dead acid story email 17:30 Acid trip at a Grateful Dead show and Ken Kesey appearance 18:40 Mushroom, benzo and opiate story wandering a hotel for hours 20:20 Start of the replay: Dave, Chris and Chris’s friend Alex 21:30 Chris prank-calls their friend Dan during the podcast 25:00 Alex describes living in a sober house with Chris 27:00 Alex explains dropping out of school at 16 for drugs 29:00 Early drug use: weed, Xanax, pills, heroin and ketamine 31:00 Alex describes vaping DMT 33:00 Dave’s Long Island acid buying story 35:00 Trading a television for acid in Harlem 36:30 Dave discovering his acid dealer was actually a woman 38:40 Alex tells the Robitussin sober living story 40:00 6’5 roommate sweating with bandana whispering “Holocaust” 42:30 Robitussin plateau discussion and DXM dosing 44:30 The roommate relapses on cough syrup and returns to the house 46:00 Discovering a bottle of urine beside his bed 47:30 Debate about whether he was drinking his own piss 49:00 Dave tells story about almost drinking his own piss while driving 51:00 Eckhart Tolle discussion and spiritual books 54:00 Dopey being listed in “New and Noteworthy” podcast scam 56:00 Chris and Dave arguing about podcast structure 58:00 Indian food arrives and the show wraps up 01:01:00 Dave reflects on Chris and the episode after the replay 01:03:00 Outro song “I Wanna Be Good So Bad” SEO Keywords (copy-paste)

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0:00.0	You're obviously a drug addict.
0:03.6	I took a lot of Xanax and cocaine.
0:06.2	Alcohol and heroin.
0:07.8	Fetobarbital.
0:08.9	Methadone.
0:09.6	We don't ask.
0:11.3	We are going around getting I doing our thing.
0:14.2	If you are on drugs right now, I don't have a judgment call, and that to you?
0:17.7	Absolutely not.
0:18.8	Chris is a total bottomed-out junky,
0:21.7	alcoholic drug fiend,
0:23.7	and I am a drug addict myself.
0:26.9	And I'm so grateful to be able to talk about drugs.
0:31.5	Addiction and dumb shit.
0:32.9	What's wrong with you, reckless drug use?
0:37.4	It's a movie world.
0:39.3	S.M.
0:41.3	Is it so we're the drugs.
0:45.3	Not very good.
0:46.3	If you're doing drugs, enjoy them.
0:51.3	Let your freak flag fly.
0:53.3	And if you're not stay strong my brother
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