Dopey Replay: Chris Brewed Prison Wine in Rehab, OD’d on Powerade GHB… Then I Conned My Way Onto Howard Stern High AF

Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction

Dave & Chris

Mental Health, Alternative Health, Health & Fitness, Comedy

4.8 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2026

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Timestamp Notes (Approximate based on transcript flow) 00:00 – 00:56: Intro with classic Dopey voicemail/song clip from Chris and Dave. 00:56 – 03:19: Dave introduces the retro replay (calling it "Dopey Britta" Thursday), explains polling for episodes 3 & 4 on Patreon, notes their significance as early recordings recovered after Chris's death, teases the overplayed Howard Stern story. 03:19 – 05:12: Plays voicemails from Heart Attack Doug (rehearsal + real) complaining about Tuesday teaser views dropping without him and jabs at Ray Brown/your dad. 05:12 – 07:34: Mentions recent episodes (Steve Poults replay), reads positive Spotify comments from listeners (Richard, Peyton W, Hannah Valachak, Kyle Radewski, Town Dustin). 07:34 – 11:50: Talks five-day Dopey schedule, teases Hank Azaria episode, invites listener stories/voicemails, plugs Patreon (mentions magical recent Tuesday where nation turned on one listener), Wednesday Recovery Zoom, closes intro and transitions to replay of episodes 3 & 4. 11:50 – 38:00: Replay of Episode 3 11:50 – 14:06: Intro/disclaimer about not glorifying drugs. 14:06 – 20:28: Discussion on addiction, psychedelics vs. meditation. 20:28 – 22:39: Chris's DMT shooting story. 22:39 – 37:43: Main story—"Dodge the Lodge": Alina Lodge rules, making pruno with Jeremy, getting caught, fleeing to woods, hitchhiking, shooting crack in NYC, GHB overdose in Harlem ER (waking as "Charles McCullough" with Powerade bottle), fruit ban aftermath. 37:43 – 38:00: Wrap/upro. 38:00 – 40:20: Dave reflects on Episode 3 highlights (Blue Mountain Powerade, Charles McCullough, missing Chris). 40:20 – 01:08:30: Replay of Episode 4 40:20 – 47:05: Banter about rehab time, liking detox/rehab romance. 47:05 – 58:55: Dave's private eye story with Oscar (Limelight/Tunnel surveillance, Park Slope junkies, Cable Guy realization). 58:55 – 01:08:30: Howard Stern story—Burly Bear job, fake "Shuffle Entertainer of the Millennium" award, appearing high on air September 22, 1999, getting called out and kicked out. 01:08:30 – 01:12:14: Dave wraps the replay, reflects on recording four episodes in one day, invites feedback/reviews, closes with song "Wanna Be Good So Bad."

Transcript

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0:00.0	You're obviously a drug addict.
0:03.6	I took a lot of Xanax and cocaine.
0:06.2	Alcohol and fatol barbitol.
0:08.9	Methadone.
0:09.6	We don't ask.
0:11.3	We are going around getting I doing our thing.
0:14.2	If you are on drugs right now, I don't have a judgment call, and that's you?
0:17.7	Absolutely not.
0:18.8	Chris is a total bottomed-out, junky, alcoholic drug fiend, and I am a drug addict myself.
0:26.9	And I'm so grateful to be able to talk about drugs.
0:31.5	Addiction.
0:32.1	And dumb shit.
0:32.9	What's wrong with you, reckless drug use?
0:37.4	Is this a movie world.
0:39.3	S. Am I?
0:41.3	It's a to be drugs.
0:45.3	Not very good.
0:46.3	If you're doing drugs, enjoy them.
0:51.3	Let your freak flag fly.
0:53.3	And if you're not, stay strong. My brother, my brother, enjoy them. Let your freak flag fly. And if you're not, stay strong, my brother, and sisters and recover.
0:57.7	Stay strong.
0:58.6	Dopey nation, stay strong.
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