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Dopey: On the Dark Comedy of Drug Addiction
Dave & Chris
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🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 124 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, what are people doing drugs? |
| 0:05.0 | Oh yeah, let's just do this. |
| 0:11.0 | I just like to know if people are doing drugs. |
| 0:19.0 | It's another great day for drugs. |
| 0:21.6 | The sun is shining bright, so pass the bong and let's all get high. |
| 0:28.6 | It's another great day for drugs. |
| 0:32.6 | It's raining hard outside, so pour the beer and pass the bong and let's all get high. |
| 0:40.3 | It's another great day for drugs, my girlfriend's cat just died, |
| 0:46.3 | so eat some shrooms and pour the beer and pass the bong and let's all get high. |
| 0:53.3 | It's another great day for drugs. |
| 0:56.0 | The cops keep driving by. |
| 0:58.0 | So snored a line and eat some shrooms and pour the beer and pass the bomb and let's all get high. |
| 1:06.0 | Loving you is very nice, but not as nice as drugs. |
| 1:21.6 | It's another great day for drugs. I think I'm gonna die. |
| 1:26.6 | So pop a lute and mainline blow and do some meth and lick a |
| 1:30.7 | taut and snort a line and then scrape the carpet because you ran out. And what's that? Is that some? |
| 1:35.9 | No, it's from the crispy cream, but snort it anyways. And then look around and get some banana peels, |
| 1:40.9 | put it in the microwave, roll that up. That doesn't do shit. And then you fly it in New York, and your friend has something, right? |
| 1:46.0 | You take your popping pills and put them in the back door and you... It's just ad bill, you find out. You do shit. Now you're cramping up in your intestines, so you have to hire a whore because you need some kind of excitement, right? Maybe a whore has trucks. Hors always have trucks. |
| 2:01.0 | You have trucks. |
| 2:02.1 | You're a whore. |
| 2:03.2 | Where's the drugs? |
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