Hello and welcome to episode 3 of Dopey, a podcast about dumb drug stories and other such

dumb shit.

I'm Dave and I'm Chris.

And here we are in lower East Side of Manhattan telling old stories about drugs.

Yeah.

Chris just dropped a walker of a story about GHB and rehab and we learned that Chris

has basically been in rehab for three whole years of his life.

This is amazing.

I haven't spent that much time in rehab.

It's funny sometimes I think about it, adding up all the time and I really, you only have

a continuous stream of consciousness from the time you have puberty.

At least I do.

If I actually can recount, if I really thought about it, I could recount month or month, if

I worked at it, back to about 13 and before that it's just splotchy.

So when you think of it that way, I'm only like 18 years old.

So three out of 18, that's a lot of my stream of dreams.

Oh, you mean for sober years?

Yeah.

Well, that's sober.

I mean able to recount consecutively.

Well, I, I don't know, maybe I'm getting old, but I find it just as easy to recall fucked

up stories as sober ones at this point.

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