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🗓️ 20 October 2018
⏱️ 104 minutes
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0:00.0 | Hello, are you Jean-Mayerson with the law officers of Mayerson, Mayerson, Kaufman and Schwartz? |
0:06.4 | Do you suffer from both night and day sweats? |
0:10.2 | Are your veins collapsed? |
0:12.0 | Are your pupils smaller than a grain of sand? |
0:15.0 | Is your dealer your only friend? |
0:17.4 | Then chances are you were junky and therefore you must share our outrage at the very disturbing |
0:22.2 | revelation of a new television series called Dobe's Ignation airing only on the Weistland |
0:28.1 | channel Wednesdays at 10pm. |
0:31.2 | On behalf of Dobe, we are reaching out to all members of the Dobe Nation and are mounting |
0:35.6 | a case seeking compensatory damages for the reprehensible malfeasant actions perpetrated |
0:41.1 | by the show's distributor Weistland and its nefarious parent company, the all-powerful |
0:47.0 | mega corporation Wey contend that they did knowingly and will |
0:52.1 | fully plagiarize the intellectual property and various elements of schtick created and |
0:57.7 | performed by David and Chris. |
1:00.1 | May he rest in peace. |
1:02.1 | That was a time to take action. |
1:04.1 | We must resist. |
1:05.7 | Will you stand with us? |
1:07.5 | Or will you nod off? |
1:09.7 | Over there. |
1:11.2 | In a corner. |
1:13.0 | Sad and lonely. |
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