Dopamine ROI

Net Positive with John Crist

John Crist

Stand-up, Religion & Spirituality, Comedy

4.8 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 May 2023

⏱️ 95 minutes

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Summary

Life hack, have something on your calendar, it will make you feel better. Also, make sure you're strategic about those dopamine hits and ensure the ROI is sufficient to cover the bills. Lastly, Pete Davidson is Taco Bell, and that is a high compliment. Topics Include: Intro (0:00) Augusta National (6:06) Put it on your calendar (12:35) John gets hustled (21:45) Advice for a fan (24:50) Dude with a sign (32:55) Gen Z worship (43:30) Protestor of the week (1:03:53) Emails from fans (1:18:57) ----- BUY John's First Book 'Delete That': https://johncristcomedy.com/deletethat/ WATCH 'What Are We Doing' (Full Special): https://youtu.be/0a3nPKvhonU ----- THE EMOTIONAL SUPPORT TOUR: https://johncristcomedy.com/tour/ 5/5 Jacksonville, FL 5/6 Tampa, FL 5/7 Fort Myers, FL 5/19 Fort Collins, CO 5/20 Grand Junction, CO 5/21 Boise, ID 6/3 Louisville, KY 6/4 Washington, DC 6/10 Salt Lake City, UT 6/11 Colorado Springs, CO 6/23 Sacramento, CA 6/24 Fresno, CA 6/25 Thousand Oaks, CA 6/30 Las Vegas, NV 7/1 San Diego, CA 7/2 Anaheim, CA 7/21 Goshen, IN ----- Catch the full video podcast on YouTube, and follow us on social media (@netpositivepodcast) for clips, bonus content, and updates throughout the week. Email us at netpositive@johncristcomedy.com FOLLOW JOHN ON: Instagram Twitter TikTok Facebook YouTube SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS: MIRACLE MADE: Save OVER 40% + 3 free towels with promo code NETPOSITIVE at trymiracle.com/NETPOSITIVE CALDERA LAB: Get 20% OFF with our code NETPOSITIVE at calderalab.com/netpositive PRODUCED BY: Alex Lagos / Lagos Creative Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I mean yeah sure it was a little weird but on the net on the on the
0:06.8	it was a positive was a positive you cannot be serious.
0:13.0	On the net, it's a positive.
0:15.0	Net, it's a positive.
0:17.0	Net positive,
0:20.0	I feel like it's a Monday.
0:25.0	No, what is a Monday?
0:26.0	Well, it is a Monday.
0:27.0	But I feel like it's a Monday of the episode because it is 53.
0:30.0	Yeah.
0:31.0	Like we had the big, we had Christmas last week and now it's like all right now we got to go to work.
0:35.0	We're back baby. Yeah, this week's episode brought to you by miracle made baby. The sheets of all sheets, The sheets gas station of sheets.
0:45.0	Oh, that doesn't make any sense.
0:46.7	You know sheets.
0:47.7	I'm a sheets fan though, yeah.
0:48.7	The gas station.
0:49.2	Oh yeah, they're the best.
0:50.1	Yes.
0:51.1	The sheets of sheets.
0:51.7	Yeah, I like that.
0:53.0	I like that.
0:54.0	I think they are the best.
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