Door To Door Salesman Almost Ruined EB's Dinner
The Sports Junkies
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🗓️ 23 July 2026
⏱️ 19 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Okay, so you know what we're back? |
| 0:01.9 | I know. |
| 0:02.6 | I'm well aware. |
| 0:03.3 | What? |
| 0:03.8 | No, I'm saying you know what is back. |
| 0:05.5 | Oh, I thought you said that we're back. No, no. I know that my brain is barely firing because I've had about three hours sleep. But yes. Those dumbass lantern flies. Oh, they're back. They've made a return. JP, remember I talked about those last summer? Yeah, you want on a mission to eliminate them. |
| 0:22.7 | Those are things that hurt the trees or something? I think so. I think so. They look so frigging harmless to me. They're like an invasive species. Like you're supposed to kill them. I had never seen them before last summer. Yeah. But yeah, that's what they said. They said, when you see them kill them because they killed trees, they're back. Yeah. |
| 0:37.8 | They're back with vengeance. |
| 0:39.3 | I mean, they're not as bad as they were last summer, but I think it's just kind of early in the process. Yeah. But I'm seeing the babies all over the place. They were up in Long Island. Oh, they were? Yeah, so it was at Joe Peas. some of the moms |
| 0:53.5 | are running around |
| 0:54.3 | stomping on them |
| 0:55.0 | Yeah |
| 0:55.4 | I mean now they're |
| 0:56.4 | They're not all over my garage |
| 0:58.2 | like that Oh, they were? Yeah, so it was at Joe P's. Some of the moms are running around stomping on them. Yeah, I mean, now they're not all over my garage like they were last summer, but they wanted it, one, two, three. But eventually, I bet you in August they're going to be all over my house again. There's dumb-ass lantern flies. Well, can you? And I'm going to have to go get that spray at the Harris-Teter. spray for it. Zeevo, Zeebo, I think. Is it specifically for those? Doesn't it? |
| 1:14.8 | Well, can you... And I'm going to have to go get that spray at the Harris-Steeter. |
| 1:12.2 | There is a spray for it? Zivo, I think. |
| 1:26.9 | Is it specifically for those? Doesn't it? Well, no, it's for all flies, but it really does. It kills them, like, on contact. Yeah. But I spent a lot of money on that stuff last summer. And those dumbasses are back. I can't believe it. Yeah. I've had a lot of mice. |
| 1:30.4 | I've been buying glue traps at Lowe's and Home Depot. |
| 1:31.0 | So gross. |
| 1:44.8 | And every two or three days, I mean, I've been pummel. I think it's from the heat, maybe that they're out more. Probably. Is the glue trap super, like, it's a, it's vermin, okay, it's a rodent. You don't really care. but like, isn't that a super inhumane way to kill like a mouse or a rat? It's got to be a slow death. I mean, they just get stuck there and then they starve to death. Like, it's much, I would think it's much. But it happens pretty quickly, though. Here's the problem I have with that time. They're not human. So maybe it is inhumane. Yeah. But they're not human. |
| 2:01.9 | It's a mouse. |
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