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And welcome. To the neighborhood. on what what you said Gwen welcome not

not welcome not intentionally because I interrupted last time because it sounded like you said

elkum and didn't have the w on it why would it be because of that because I felt bad that I interrupted like almost as soon as we because you felt bad? Why would it be because of that? Because I felt bad that I interrupted, like almost as soon as we started. Because you felt bad, then I would say, now I'm going to do something to get back at her. Yes, that's what I thought. Joan, what do you think of me? I don't think you're a petty person. I just thought you maybe did it as a joke get back at. You know what I mean? For everybody who can't see me, I'm shaking my hand like, oh, you know.

Like when your mom says to like, oh, you know.

Like when your mom says to you, oh, you know, Lurleen Twist, you know. You think I would do a joke it back at? A joke it back at? Yeah, I think you could be possible you could do a joke at back at. I guess I could do a joke at back at. And I wouldn't even be mad about it. Well, it sounded like you were because you immediately tried to shut it down.

And I wasn't even doing that.

Okay. could do a joke it back at but i wouldn't even be mad about it but i prompt well it sounded like you were because you immediately try to shut it down and i wasn't even doing that okay but what was in your head when you just did that the gwen

i wasn't trying to say gwen okay uh i i think i was just i i don't i don't know okay that's fine just Okay that's fine. Just keep going. I'm sorry. I didn't know I was doing it. I always look forward to how you're going to start and it's always different and it's always fun. I hope so. It didn't seem like you're having fun with this. Okay, sorry. I didn't mean to put you in your head about it. I really loved it. Do you want to start over? Yeah, we'll cut all this out. We will not keep this in. Let's cut this out. Yeah, don't even worry about it. Welcome back to The Neighborhood Listen. Now, now, come on. What are you doing? You said Shelcome back. You really did. You said Shelcom back. I thought you didn't want to put me in my head about this.

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