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What's up you guys?

Welcome to this week's episode of The Just Sayant Podcast.

I'm your host, Justin Martindale.

We are so excited to have you back this week.

And I'm so excited to bring this guest to the stage, to the podcast. He's one of the most unique and erotic comics working

today. He blends music, crowdwork, and smooth talking chaos into a show that feels like a concert

and a therapy session at the same time. You're not ready for this. Please welcome the one, the only Morgan Jay. What's going on? Justin Martindale. It is so good to have you here. Thank you for being here. Honestly, I know you're busy. You call me in a good time of the year. Pleasure just resting. Yeah. We did a show the other day together. I'm doing the shows now. We actually followed each other two different venues. We did. Yeah. Yeah, one after the other. Yeah. I always like that. It sounds great. Yeah, it was lovely. So fun. It was a good time had by all. Yeah. And you, like, I feel like I... I met you a long time ago at the store. Yeah. Through, I just, I would hang out there a little bit. Uh-huh. And, uh, yeah, now, you know. Now, you're just famous. And we're doing shows. And we're doing shows. Yeah. And, um, how, how has life been treating you? like this new found, just casual sweatpants, monochromatic life that you live in?

Life is good.

I could walk around in sweats and people already still know who I am.

And, you know, I learned that the more dressed down you are, the more people think that, well, at least in Hollywood, they think you're somebody.

You're like Adam Sandler in a way, right? It's like, yeah, he goes out and wear sweats and or Jack Black,

who you'll see him on a lime scooter. Yeah, with like Hawaiian shorts. Hawaiian shorts. And, you know,

because you are the jewelry, you know, you are the timepiece.

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