This week, Ted Cruz pouts, Donald Trump sits out and round Earth in doubt.

I'm Brett Black.

I'm Travis McElroy.

And I'm Tila Tequila.

With trends like these. Hello Brent.

Hello Travis, how are you?

I'm doing well.

Thank you.

Thank you for asking how are you doing Monfraer?

Um, you know, life's kind of wacky right now. I'm about to move almost all my belongings into storage because I'm gonna kind of

Go kind of on the road for a few months. I'm going to Toronto first, but basically I live in kind of a big cardboard

dungeon which as a child would have been really awesome as an adult. It's kind of

strange. Are you moving because you're trying to get off the grid before the doomsday clock hits midnight?

Yep, I'm just gonna make a suit of solar panels and live off of that.

Become one with the Well, the doomsday clock is like one big metaphor that is used to kind of describe a state of the union for the whole earth, how close we are to doomsday, and the panel that makes the decision as to where it's set at kept it at

1157, three minutes to midnight, where it's been at for the last three or four years.

I think the last change was they changed it in 2012 from five minutes to midnight to three

minutes to midnight.

Now it's important to note here because I looked over

before you start freaking out too much.

The farthest away it's ever been from midnight

was in 1991 when the Cold War was officially

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