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Runksmash - High General Christine Anderson flies her AC-130 towards NARRATIVE HQ, her war hardened goblin of a copilot mutters something about slave kids on Mars."Right!" She responds and heads back to open the door, yelling to her goat troops, "For Australia!"

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0:00.0	Is it immersed, merster derp a derp, you've heard him, you've seen him on TV, always falling asleep.
0:06.8	And while he's distracted, you start moving your empire of troops and tanks closer to the border of Ukraine.
0:15.4	The world is getting crazier. People are acting more and more insane.
0:19.4	The end of the world is tomorrow, tomorrow, tomorrow.
0:22.6	Fear is only one thing to do when the world is falling apart.
0:26.0	Listen to Basil and Gonfus, they discuss this week's news and events through the lens of Bible prophecy.
0:31.9	You are listening to Canary Crying News Talk.
0:37.1	You're listening to Canary Crying News 2.
0:40.2	You're listening to Canary Crying News Talk.
0:46.6	Today is December 8th, 2021, and this is episode 420, bro.
0:51.4	And today, doomsday black box.
0:53.6	Razzle-Dazzle, I'm your best buddy Basil.
0:57.7	And this is Gons, your favorite Asian provocateur for Christ.
1:03.0	Welcome to the podcast where we bring you the best news, which is the gospel message of Jesus Christ while reporting the egregious with a well-rounded, biblically grounded take on world events.
1:07.7	And we are late starting the live broadcast, but also your health. Are you okay over there?
1:15.3	You're a little snuffly. Sniffly. A little snuffly duffly. I've been, you know, had some
1:22.1	sort of little cold thingy here. You have Omicron. It's just like a new symptom every day.
1:29.3	It's a different symptom every day.
1:31.8	No, I did not get boosted.
1:34.8	And depending on who you listen to, that will either help or not help with Omicron.
1:40.0	Nope, it is not anything exciting like Omicron or Sigma.
1:44.6	It is simply the long-lost, ancient, begotten sickness called the common cold.
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