The computer, a fun, the computer, a fun, wholesome device that we use every day to collect our tax data and to

build our word processing documents.

But while you sleep, your children are entered into a world of demonic savagery where

murder is the currency and everyone's eager to pay extra.

In this report, we will show you how your children

are being warped by the demonic, horrid, blood-soaked, disgust that is the ID Software Corporation

and their horrible games that are just ruining America. Mark my words, in this the year 1994, America will never be more violent than it is right now.

Ah, mommy, mommy, I want to murder the Satan lords and I want to join their forces once they're dead.

I don't know who John Romero is or why he's going to make me his bitch, but you go to your

room, mister.

I, I'm a Satan lord, and I was hoping your boy would join my sweet army.

We've got weed and fucking tool albums.

Why?

Why did we bring this 386 processor into our lives?

Why can't we just be sober?

Just want to stop.

I love Toll.

Okay?

I like tattoos.

I like fucking Doom secret levels only.

And I like fucking 90, the edgy 1990s buddy this has taken me back I'm so pleased we

could finally do this episode I've actually been wanting to do this episodes since we first

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