DOOM - Audio Roast
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4.8 • 893 Ratings
🗓️ 12 May 2026
⏱️ 66 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Let's talk groceries, specifically your groceries, with Instacart. |
| 0:05.0 | You want your groceries just the way you like them, right? |
| 0:08.6 | Well, the Instacart app lets you do just that. |
| 0:11.7 | They have a new preference picker that lets you pick how ripe or unripe you want your bananas. |
| 0:17.1 | Shoppers can see your preferences up front helping guide their choices. |
| 0:21.6 | Instacart, get your groceries just how you like. |
| 0:25.6 | 2005. |
| 0:28.6 | And some people say video game moves were still trying to find their footing. |
| 0:33.6 | And I'm still trying to decide, you know, what to do. |
| 0:36.6 | Still trying to get that hit. You know, we had to decide, you know, what to do. Still trying to get that, get that |
| 0:39.1 | hit. You know, we had our exceptions, but it was still at that point where, yeah, y'all ain't quite |
| 0:43.8 | there yet. And chances are it's going to suck. Yeah. Studios are still like, we don't know what to |
| 0:49.3 | do with this. No. But they knew they say, look, do now, I mean, how can that go wrong? |
| 0:56.6 | You're taking a gain. They ain't got that much story anyway. You know, it's a story about |
| 1:01.5 | demons on Mars being released from hell and you just out there shooting them and killing them |
| 1:06.4 | and blowing them up and trying to send them back to hell where they came from. |
| 1:10.5 | And you know, that's that's very simple. And then you get, for a movie, I mean, get a big old dude like the rock who had to, he don't have to do nothing going there and shoot. Shoot set creatures. I mean, you know, what, how can we miss with that? Ain't no, I mean, really. |
| 1:28.1 | You can't come in talking about, well, hey, man, the story you weren't sticking to. |
| 1:31.8 | What, what goddamn story? |
| 1:34.4 | Oh, we're shooting demons from hell back to hell on Mars. |
| 1:37.7 | That's already stupid enough. |
| 1:39.0 | Boom, it's a hit. |
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