Doodoo in the Dandelions

Community Service with Craig Conant

Craig Conant

Comedy

5 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 16 November 2021

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

Craig talks about getting distracted by Instagram, rats, and hanging with Christians. Get your tickets now for The Loosey Goosey Tour! - http://craigconant.com Shout out to Craig's opener in Washington, DC, Zac Gish - https://www.instagram.com/zachishcomedy/ Follow Craig! Twitter - https://twitter.com/craigpconant/ IG - https://instagram.com/craigpconant/ Merch - https://craigconantstore.com/ Sign up for the Community Service Patreon! Bonus episodes! Merch! Exclusive stand-up sets! https://patreon.com/craigconant/

Transcript

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0:00.0	Oh shit.
0:04.0	We have a hundred six zero in progress and almost of each.
0:09.0	Subject is 25 and appears what shit is today.
0:12.0	Get back here.
0:20.0	Holy... A lot of shows. Holy.
0:23.5	A lot of shows.
0:29.4	I get overwhelmed when I look at the travel and how none of it makes sense.
0:29.8	I just go,
0:34.6	Hey, hey, we can have that and that's kind of funny.
0:42.9	Hey, everybody, thank you so much for tuning in to the Community Service podcast with me i got some dates baby i you've been coming out to my shows i fucking love you thank you up next hollywood uh tuesday uh hollywood improv uh what date is that november 16 then
0:50.8	uh november 17 san diego november 18 temp Tempe, Arizona, November 19th, Sacramento.
0:57.2	That's a theater. I need some help. Tell your friends.
1:00.3	November 20th, Tammy Joe Deering Show, Magic Asphalt in Hollywood.
1:07.8	November 26, Oxnard, California, December 1st through 4th, Little Rock, Arkansas, December 11th, Boise, Idaho.
1:16.1	Go to my website.
1:17.4	There's a lot more dates, a lot more cities.
1:19.6	Message me, hit me up.
1:21.1	I love you all.
1:22.2	Podcast listeners and broad squads from the chatty broads, I can say that.
1:27.3	It's the thing you know
1:28.4	they've been you've been showing up and i'm grateful and thank you i love you so much uh come to my shows
1:34.1	live shows and tune in right now right here entanglement hi i'm jada pinka smith and i've been in
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