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Don't answer the phone, Elvis Duran. The Elvis Duran phone tap. All right, Garrett, what's your phone tap all about? Marcy wants to play a phone tap on her best friend, Erica. Now, Marcy took both of their kids to a kid's birthday party while Erica was at work recently. So I'm going to call Erica and say, hey, I'm the manager of the birthday party place. Your kid caused a little problem at the birthday party. You need to pay for it. Parents, oh, you should never, ever phone tap parents. I'm about to. All right. Let's see what happens. And Garrett's phone tap. Here we go. Hello. Hi, how's it going? This is Richard Farr. I'm one of the managers over at the birthday. How's it going today? Oh, just fine. All right, I'll make this

quick. Was your son at Amy's third birthday party last week? Yes, he went to, yes.

Well, it seems that he was playing in the ball pit with the other kids and having a good time,

and everybody got out, and once the birthday party was over we noticed um he left a little president in the ball pit

i don't know what you're talking about he went duty in the ball pit all right well um i wasn't

there my nanny took him. I heard nothing about this.

We're kind of going to need some type of payment because we've kind of footed the bill for your son's accident.

Well, that's what you do, don't you?

I mean, you have kids parties there.

It must happen all the time.

Normally, yes, it does, but it happens in the bathroom, not the ball pit. Oh, I doubt that. But, okay, well, what would you like me to do about it? All right, so this is what it comes down to, really. I'm going to need you to pay for the cleaning bill. We had to sanitize it. We had to Reclean a place. It came to 900 bucks.

Oh, wait. You're joking, right?

No, this is no joke, ma'am. Unfortunately, I have to

place this call letting a mother know that her son did duty in the ball pit, and you have to pay the bill now. Wow, what a great job you have. You can clean your own balls. You know, those things are so filthy as it is. That place stinks.

So maybe you actually needed a cleaning, and maybe it was God who had my son take a dump

with the... filthy as it is. That place stinks. So maybe you actually needed a cleaning and maybe it was God

who had my son take a dump in those with the balls, okay? I can tell your tone is not nice and

here at the birthday, you know, I don't mean telling me my son took a dump in your place and you want

me to pay to clean it up. It was very clean until your son got in the ball pit i really doubt that i've been

to that place it's a scuzz pit and everybody who works there needs to take a shower this is the most

ridiculous conversation i've ever had with anybody why isn't your kid potty trained jet is what i want

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