Dont Eat That!
Armstrong & Getty One More Thing
Armstrong & Getty
4.8 • 815 Ratings
🗓️ 17 June 2019
⏱️ 12 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Don't put that in your mouth until you've heard one more thing. |
| 0:04.8 | Armstrong and Getty. |
| 0:06.0 | One more thing. |
| 0:09.5 | Now, you had the one super blockbuster meal, the difficult to explain, |
| 0:16.3 | unjustifiable, super giant meal. |
| 0:18.3 | I think over 2,000 calories in one meal. 1,100 calories in a cheeseburger |
| 0:23.3 | at Foster's Freezing. Then my wife got, I got something for you, a malt. Because you always say |
| 0:29.7 | you love them and you never drink them and it's Father's Day. Right. I mean, I understand the |
| 0:35.9 | nice thinking, but... |
| 0:38.1 | Be good to yourself. |
| 0:39.2 | No. |
| 0:39.9 | I do not need to be good to myself with good to myself, using my fingerbook. |
| 0:44.2 | Being good to myself is not eating that stuff. |
| 0:47.1 | Yeah. |
| 0:47.7 | See, I never had the super blockbuster shame meal. |
| 0:50.5 | I just systematically overindulge for three straight days just food and wine and just oh god |
| 0:59.9 | you know we've been low carbon it hard you know but ah felt like a bag of pretzel so i just ate |
| 1:06.4 | is that how it started no that's not how it's... Oh, please. That was a couple of days in. |
| 1:11.4 | It's all a haze. |
| 1:12.5 | I don't remember. |
| 1:14.2 | You can try my technique that I did on Saturday where you go out for sushi and you order |
| 1:18.2 | what you think is like 14 things, but each one is just a little tiny bite. |
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