Donovan Patton: We Are All Dying

Why Mommy Drinks

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Parenting, Kids & Family

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2018

⏱️ 69 minutes

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Donovan Patton (Clarence, Team Umizoomi, Blue’s Clues) joins Betsy and Amanda to talk about being abused by our children, Despacito, and broken legs. Follow Why Mommy Drinks on Twitter @MommyDrinksShow, like them on Facebook @WhyMommyDrinksPodcast, and join their Facebook group to connect with other parents and listeners! Send your shitshows to [email protected] or leave a message on the WMD hotline at 424-279-8842.

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0:00.0	Why mommy drinks?
0:15.0	Hey everyone, welcome to Why Mommy drinks.
0:19.0	This is Betsy Stover.
0:21.0	I'm Amanda Allen.
0:22.0	In this episode we are joined by Donovan Patton. Hello!
0:27.0	Hey, what's up? Donovan Patton, what do you do?
0:31.0	Mm-mm. You do voice over? I do. Mostly, that's what I do. You mean for money? You want to know what I do for money? Yeah, what? You used to play a lot of Boom Beach? What do you do you do well I do laundry
0:43.4	yeah and you're a dad yes I've got three kids all boys seven five. Oh, I have a son who's 7 and twin 4 and a half year old girls.
0:57.6	And what do you have, Donovan?
0:58.9	I got a 7 year old daughter and a 5 year old son.
1:01.2	Oh, so we like rolled 3vens on a slot machine.
1:05.0	Yes!
1:06.0	Oh yeah!
1:07.0	Jackpot!
1:08.0	A seven-year-old girl!
1:11.0	Yeah.
1:12.0	Wait, are we talking dowries and stuff already?
1:14.0	Your eyes both just lit up.
1:16.0	Oh, I've got...
1:17.0	Seven-year-old girls.
1:19.0	Like, are they crazy at seven or are they good at seven?
1:22.0	Well, she's smarter than me. Yeah. But that's, I mean, she was
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