Donovan Patton: Like I Thanksgive a F**k

Why Mommy Drinks

Campfire Media

Parenting, Kids & Family

4.6 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 3 December 2018

⏱️ 105 minutes

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Summary

Amanda and Betsy’s husband Ari Voukydis sit down with Donovan Patton (Blue’s Clues) to talk about that magical time when your entire family is wiped out one by one by the stomach plague, dodging the truant officer, and babysitters phoning it in.

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0:00.0	Why mommy drinks?
0:17.0	Hi everybody, oh wait, does this sound different?
0:20.0	That's right, because it's not Betsy, it's Amanda.
0:22.0	And I'm Amanda Allen and I'm Betsy Stover's husband
0:28.4	Ari Vokitas. Why why are you here? I'm here because Betsy is sick and we didn't want to cancel because we missed one last week
0:36.3	We missed all kinds of internet shade about it and today on our show we have the ever and always amazing Donovan Patton.
0:45.0	Whoa! I tried to do it like the Donovan Patton
0:49.0	At the Superdome.
0:51.0	Yeah.
0:52.0	Donovan Patton. Returning guest. We'll sell you the whole see. at the super dome yeah don't of in patting returning guests
0:54.0	we'll sell you the whole seat but you only need the edge
0:56.3	Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday Tuesday
0:58.0	because we do it
0:59.2	there's so many ways no one has ever referred to me
1:01.8	but now you can never ever imagine No one has ever referred to me. I love it.
1:03.0	But now you can never say.
1:04.0	Ever Amazing.
1:05.0	Yeah, I know.
1:07.0	And like explosions, excitement.
1:09.0	Here you are.
1:10.0	People are always like, here he is.
1:12.0	Here he is. Is that there here he is just little old ladies at grocery stores
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