Donold Melts Down Over Coming Snowstorm
The God Show
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🗓️ 23 January 2026
⏱️ 38 minutes
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Summary
Dear Humans,
On today's episode of The God Show, Jesus and I discuss:
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Donold melts down over the coming snow storm and blames 'global warming and calls you an environmental insurrectionist
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The White House put out a fake AI photo of a defiant activist being arrested arrested to make her look terrified and crying
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God and Jesus review pictures of beefcake Jesus and discuss their workout routines / goals
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God and Jesus desperately hunt for comedy and hope in the desolate month of January
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And so much more!
Let it in. Let this moment of truth give you hope.
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| 0:00.0 | Hi there, humans. It's Friday, January 23rd, 2006. I'm here today with Jesus Christ for another edition of The God Show. Jesus, what's up? |
| 0:12.3 | Oh, not much. I'm thinking of everybody in the U.S. who's going to be hit by this snowstorm this weekend, which Donald Trump posted about two, and he used it as an opportunity to be a climate change denier. |
| 0:27.2 | Oh, yeah. |
| 0:28.0 | He dust it off this stupid shit from the early 2000s. |
| 0:31.6 | I know. |
| 0:32.3 | It's so, it's like it's... |
| 0:33.7 | The 90s. |
| 0:35.4 | He said, record cold wave expected to hit 40 states rarely seen anything like it before. |
| 0:41.3 | Could the environmental insurrectionists please explain all caps, whatever happened to global warming? |
| 0:49.1 | So Trump thinks just because there's a cold weekend, the earth is actually not warming, which of course, |
| 0:55.2 | is not true. |
| 0:56.1 | Yeah, stupid bullshit, of course, the stupid, stupid, stupid, idiotic global warming line, dumbest |
| 1:01.9 | thing they ever came up with. |
| 1:03.7 | But let's not gloss over the fact that he's using the word insurrectionists. |
| 1:09.0 | Yeah, what the fuck? |
| 1:10.5 | As a pejorative for his liberal, progressive enemies. |
| 1:16.7 | How dare you? |
| 1:18.7 | I mean, that's intentional also to make my eye twitch. |
| 1:21.9 | You see the way that my eyes twitching right now? |
| 1:25.2 | Of course. |
| 1:26.0 | Look at it. |
| 1:27.5 | Can't stop that. It's invol at it. Can't stop that. |
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