"Donna, they're rolling papers."
Cadillac Jack - My Second Act
Hans Appen
2.4 • 530 Ratings
🗓️ 6 August 2020
⏱️ 57 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to Caddy Wagon with Ritch-oops, sorry! Wrong show. It's another day in paradise with Cadillac Jack: My Second Act (a semi-music podcast).
1. School is out forever. 2. Kenny Chesney bailed. 3. The Atlanta Ballet Nutcracker is cancelled. Is nothing sacred? That's what Donna want to know. After airing some grievances, she and Caddy spend a bit of time working through Atlanta's event schedule and how some of the venues have shifted. Believe it or not there are a few silver linings.
Do you have Chris Stapleton fatigue? Are you or someone that you love experiencing heartache after listening to today's country lyrics? Let us know. It happens to everyone and you may be entitled to a $0 settlement. It took Chris 13 years to write Traveller, so, it's possible that even Chris Stapleton has Chris Stapleton fatigue.
Also on the grill today is Luke Combs. Incredible songwriter with a wicked sense of humor and a deceptively thick beard.
Plus a few different lingos covered on the show: stitch, skinned cats and high-backed Adirondacks.
Caddy can't play Eric Church. Eric Church (maybe) can't spell. Donna can't sing like Aretha. It's been a frustrating week for the Choates.
Caddy likes to be in control. More than once, that became an issue back in the morning show days. Caddy takes a deep dive into some of the practices of Radio and arguments that he would have about taping interviews. It all comes down to what Caddy calls "the Oprah effect." At the end of the day the verdict comes in that radio is fun and entertaining, but it also has to play by a different set of rules. What flies for TV broadcasters and legacy news organizations doesn't always get off the ground for radio.
On an unrelated note (promise) Caddy jumps in to the old days with Tug, George Straight and the great "Guess Your Wife's Weight to Win" bit. Let's just say that Darius Rucker did not participate.
The show caps with a dangerous question- do you have a child? Let's rephrase. Which child is your favorite? Caddy and Donna skate on thin ice for the latest segment. Warning: Caddy's answer will not surprise anyone.
Save a horse, text Caddy. 7704646024.
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| 0:00.0 | The stories are real. The calls are real. The officers are furry. It's time to jump on the |
| 0:10.7 | catty wagon with Richie and Raider. That's the wrong intro. That's the intro for |
| 0:16.8 | Caddywagon with Richie and Raider. I hit Carl, you hit the wrong button. |
| 0:21.4 | I think you hit the wrong. That's the wrong intro for my second act, |
| 0:23.2 | which is where you are right now. |
| 0:24.5 | Yeah, |
| 0:24.6 | I think you hit the wrong button. |
| 0:25.6 | Wouldn't that enter hot though? Yeah, it's very good. Does that not make you excited? I'm so excited. About the launch. About Raider. Monday. So excited. |
| 0:32.9 | I love Raider. |
| 0:33.3 | Monday, August 17th. |
| 0:34.3 | I love Raider. |
| 0:35.3 | Law enforcement podcast with audio from dispatched places where we go. |
| 0:41.4 | And we pulled over a rapper the other night. |
| 0:44.4 | I was on a ride-along probably two nights ago with Richie and Raider, Officer Richie |
| 0:49.8 | and K-9 Raider as partner. |
| 0:51.8 | And we pulled over a $180,000 Bentley for going 25 over. And... Okay, do not default to this person is. As a member of the law enforcement community, I know my boundaries. Okay. I'm not going to reveal who he is, but he's a famous rapper. Mm-hmm. Was driving $180,000 Bentley. I looked him up on Instagram a week ago he bought his |
| 1:12.4 | mama the same Bentley and gave it to her in white his was great. How sweet is that? And there |
| 1:16.7 | was no lien holder. He paid cash. Unbelievable. Pay cash. We know for his. 25. Is that a lot over? It |
| 1:24.6 | doesn't seem like a lot. 25 miles an hour over? |
| 1:27.8 | Yeah. |
| 1:28.8 | Yeah, Donna. |
| 1:30.0 | That's a super speeder ticket. |
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