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Guaranteed Human.

Damn, the he-haw, did it?

It's time for donkey today.

I ain't trying to be donkey today no more.

They should be embarrassed by what they already did.

I'm not making these people do these things.

Called donkey of the day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Salome, who got the donkey of the day and it really caught me off guard damn solomane

who got the donkey of the day today well just hilarious donkey today for thursday december 18th

the second to last donkey of 2025 because after tomorrow we are taking a well-deserved vacation until

the new year hopefully we'll be back.

Okay, but it goes to a woman named Camille Benson.

Okay, she has 33 and hails from Texas, but she has been charged with attempted mayhem. I have never even heard of that. Okay. You ever heard of attempted mayhem? No. Never heard of it. Now, now what is attempted mayhem? Well, according to AI overview, it refers to the crime of trying to maliciously disfigure disabled or destroy a part of someone's body like an eye or tongue or

limb but failing to complete the act all right like such as trying to blind someone but only causing

serious injury okay mayhem itself involves successfully causing disfigurement,

like blinding or cutting off your figure. I guess slashing of the face, I guess stuff like that,

right? I swear, man, the more you learn about life, the more you wonder why certain people are living.

All right, your brain shouldn't even be allowed to work like this. God really needed to install

a self-destruct button into some humans. Okay, I mean, as soon as a person is about to do something as heinous as mayhem to an individual, they should just cut off, all right? Just fade to black. Go dark. Right there on the spot. Wake up, reincarnated, as a tuna fish or something. Okay? It don't make no sense.

And this woman Camille absolutely needed to wake up as a tuna fish. Matter of fact, not even a tuna fish because my mouth started watering thinking about tuna. Tuna's a great. Very tasty. Maybe she should come back as a worm or something, all right? Anything that can be put on a hook. I don't know. Coming back of the tuna fist just seems too good for her.

Even though she looks like she probably smells like one.

But let's go to WXXV-25 News for the report, please. We begin with new details this evening on the case of razor blades being found inside loaves of bread at two Biloxi Walmart locations. Biloxi police announcing just minutes ago that they have made an arrest in this case.

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