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I was born and donkey is the donkey of the day.

That's pretty fun.

Yeah, it's donkey today for Thursday, June 16 goes to a woman named Kenia Apple recita. I probably didn't pronounce that right, but she's from Brazil.

And donkey today is going to her husband. Her husband is not named in this story. Why I don't know because he's just as full up as she is. Now let me tell you this story.

This young lady is 27 years old. And in 2019, she had two wisdom teeth removed. And she said ever since she had her wisdom teeth removed that everything that is said in her family's house, people in the street find out.

I repeat 27 year old, Kenia Apple recita of Brazil had two wisdom teeth removed. And she said ever since she had to remove that everything that is said in the family's home, people on the street find out what the hell are you talking about Uncle Shala? Let me explain.

See, Kenia is accusing a dentist of implanting a microchip in her mouth that allows him and his staff to listen to her family's conversations. I repeat Kenia Apple recita of Brazil claims that a dentist secretly implanted a microchip in her mouth three years ago, they listen to her family's conversations. I am not making this up. Okay, I don't have that kind of imagination.

Besides, there's not a writer alive who could create these kind of scenarios. What's the point of satire when the real world is disobserved? Kenia told news outlet G1 in Brazil that I had two wisdom teeth extracted and without my authorization, they implanted a microchip in my mouth and listened to my conversations.

But my husband saw that it was in my mouth and the dentist doesn't want to take it out. Kenia and her husband have somehow convinced themselves that this dentist implanted a microchip in her mouth and everything that is said in the family's home, people on the street find out. In fact, they believed that the microchip that was implanted in their mouth makes it possible to hear all their WhatsApp conversations.

I have no idea what all of this means. Okay, I don't know what's going on in the world anymore. Man, it's one thing when there's one person when there's one person that's believing this, you can say, okay, this might be, you know, a case of paranoics gets a freiniac, but how does a wife and husband end up believing this together? Okay, I'm not the highest grade of weed in the dispensary, but I don't believe paranoics gets a freiniac is contagious. Now, Kenia and her husband didn't just believe this. They believed it so much that they went to the dentist on Wednesday. Okay.

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