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The Breakfast Club

DONKEY: Man Kills His Roommate After Sneezing On The Food

The Breakfast Club

The Black Effect Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

Comedy

4.414.4K Ratings

🗓️ 27 November 2025

⏱️ 7 minutes

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:24.1

Guaranteed Human. Tell her. It's time for don't give the day. It's a reed, but you're so good at it. You're kind of be a fake-ass Charlemagne. You're only one Charlemagne to go. Damn, Salamane. Who do you give a dusty other day to now? Well, sexy red, donkey of the day going to a 65-year-old man named Richard Lombardi. also fun fact Dick

0:24.6

is a give a donkey of the day too now. Well, sexy red, donkey of the day going to a 65-year-old man named Richard Lombardi.

0:23.1

Also, fun fact, Dick is a common nickname for the name Richard.

0:27.4

Why, I don't know, but Richard, our Dick Lombardi is absolutely living up to his name.

0:31.7

See, there are people among us who judge you for doing simple things like coughing, sneezing, okay?

0:39.3

Now, I don't know if this judgment started during COVID.

0:42.0

Remember when COVID had folks scared to cough around other people?

0:45.7

We was treating coughs like farts.

0:47.8

I personally don't fart around people because I'm farting my clothes.

0:51.4

Yeah, right.

0:51.9

And when a man farts around another man, that's flirting.

0:53.8

Because why are you bringing attention to your ass in my presence? Why do you want me to know what your ass may or may not smell like? My point is, there are people amongst us who are so judgmental when you sneeze, when you blow your nose. I mean, they look at you crazy. They run and grab hand sanitizer. They start screaming for you not to touch nothing it's a whole production

1:10.9

and I'm like why are you being a Richard about this and always remember dick is a

1:14.4

common nickname for Richard why are you like this just hilarious because germs

1:18.9

germs he don't go his mouth he will blow his nose and put the tissue right next to

1:23.5

his eye do he cover his mouth no he don't cover his mouth the damn lie I do no you

1:27.1

know you come in your. I do my...

1:28.3

I do my eyes.

1:29.3

I keep telling you that he sneezing to my elbow.

1:30.3

You're sneezing to the inside of your elbow. You don't sneeze into your hand. No, but it goes under and it crawls around your elbow. Just finish your donkey here today. See what I'm saying? I simply blew my nose this morning. morning just make such a production about it that people around asking me if I'm sick I'm like

1:43.7

damn yeah all I do blow my nose okay and the reason I need just to relax just make such a production about it that people around asking me if I'm sick. I'm like, damn.

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