Hey, it's me a cranky-kong-brose. Hey, it's me, a cranky-cong bruiser, and I'm here to say,

you're an idiot, you're never going to do anything good in your life, Donkey Kong And I'm here to say, you're an idiot.

You're never going to do anything good in your life, Donkey Kong.

I was going to do an offensive Jamaican accent for Funky Kong, and I lost the courage, Holden. I lost the courage. I'm so happy you lost courage. I'm so happy you're a coward in that way, Jake. I really like I was going to commit to the banana slamma brutta and I just was like,

what am I?

Adrian Brody. that way, Jake. I really like I was going to commit to the banana slamma brudda and I just was like,

who am I, Adrian Brody? Am I just an Adrian Brody over here? Nobody wants to hear that. Do the lines in a

non-Gamanian accent. It'll be actually funnier. Amon, it is me, your funky Kong bruiser, Jake

Young. I was the bruser. I will put you in my banana plane,

and we will get into the Mile High Club together,

Brock.

Fantastic, Jake.

Way to avoid all issues coming in.

If you have a DM, though,

about anything that's happened on today's episode thus far,

please, that is Jake, Brother Young at Yahoo.com.

So get them on that.

Yes, that's right.

Today we're doing Donkey Kong Country.

I am psyched.

I am a D.K. diehard.

I'm a D.K. Dickhead as the fans are called.

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