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Make sure you tell him to watch out for Florida, man.

The craziest people in America come from the Bronx in all of Florida.

Yes, you are a donkey.

A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.

It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after deputy say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo. The breakfast club, bitchy. Donkey of the day with Sholomey the guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get y'all like this. It's not me, Little Duvall. Okay, it's Florida. Donkey today for Thursday, November 20th,

goes to a clear water Florida woman named Angel Lynn Curl. What does your uncle, Shala, always say to you about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. and I must say, boy, Florida got the Bronx beat by a long shot.

Okay, I'm starting to realize the Bronx is just pretty violent. All right? Folks in Florida are legitimately crazy. And it's a difference between being violent and crazy. And people in Florida are nuttier than a yellow bag of M&Ms. Okay? You don't believe me. Look no further than Angel curl. Okay. I'm going to say a word right now, and that word will cause a visceral reaction to many out there. And the word is three-thum! Some people like to invite others into their bedroom. Okay, personally, I'm too indecisive for a threesome. I learned that a long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long, long time ago, okay? Early 20s, back when we was in these streets, wilding on drugs, drinking, I realized that things like threesomes are way too overstimulating for me. All right? Some things you try once and you know you cool on. And I couldn't even imagine that my big grown age partaking in such things, but I'm not knocking anyone who lives that lifestyle. Do you, boo?

But just know, I've seen Twal. imagine at my big grown age partaking in such things, but I'm not knocking anyone who lives

that lifestyle.

Do you, boo?

But just know, I've seen twa one and twi two.

I have no reason to want to open Pandora's box.

One box is enough for me, but some folks have to learn that the hard way.

That leads me to the story of Angel Lynn Curl.

Now, according to police reports, Angel Lynn Curl and her boyfriend, both 47 years old, my age.

Okay, they were born in 1978 like me.

They invited a female friend over to their apartment in Clearwater.

And according to reports on the smoking gun, they intended to engage in hot, steamy, sweaty, sexual activity,

hunching in that Florida humidity.

Yep, that's what they intended to do.

They wanted to be grown.

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