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The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all the four.

Why does the Sunshine State consistently produce such strange news?

If I catch all ass in traffic, I whip her my jizz and I, y'all respect.

It is just one of the many wacky news stories out of Florida.

On the Breakfast Club.

Yes, donkey of the day for Wednesday, July 15th, goes to a 51-year-old.

Florida man named Kevin Westahole.

Now, what does your uncle, Shala, always tell you about the great state of Florida?

Say it with me. The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida.

And today is no exception. Drop on the clues bombs for Florida. Just because today's story has

reminded us once again that just because you have free will doesn't mean you should use it.

Okay. Honestly, sometimes I feel like God questions why he even gave it to us because back in January

Kevin Westahoe decided that he wanted to do the no-pants dance with a Kenmore B-U 1018

a shock power D-tech AZ 4,002.

What I'm trying to say, Ghetto America, is Kevin allegedly had an inappropriate sexual encounter with a vacuum cleaner.

Yes, a vacuum, okay, an appliance, something that usually just swallows up dirt, okay,

was used to swallow up Kevin Westahold yes can you

imagine wanting to slime the banana and you see a Hoover wind tunnel three max

performance pet bagless upright vacuum cleaner just sitting there looking all thick and

you say to yourself yeah popcorn on the floor isn't the only thing you gonna be

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