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Make sure you tell him to watch out for Florida, man.

The craziest people in America come from the Bronx in all of Florida.

Yes, you are a donkey.

The Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.

It gave him too much money. Florida man is arrested after deputy said he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocate his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flaming. The breakfast club, bitchy. Donkey of the day with Charlemagne the guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get you all like this. And ain't me, little Duval is y'all. Okay, donkey today for Tuesday, March 17th, goes to a 35-year-old Florida man named Aaron Jablonski. Okay, what does your uncle Shala always say about the great state of Florida? Say it with me, the craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now, I think that we have to understand Florida is always going to be Florida and the things that happen in Florida don't make sense to the rest of the world. Okay? For example, folks love karaoke. I love karaoke. I do. Envy, you love karaoke, right? I do. I don't love karaoke. I don't love karaoke? But I do love karaoke. And I'm talking about actual

karaoke. With folks sing along to the music with a microphone, with lyrics on the screen. Last time

I did actual karaoke was with, uh, uh, Dreia and Lex from the Paul Mines podcast. Drop on

the clues bombs for Dre and Lex. Okay, I was in their studio, bodied Mary J. Blige, Be

Happy. That's one of my favorite songs of all time. Easy work for me with or without the lyrics on the screen. Now, I don't mind a good sing-along. When we had a concert or in a party and the song is playing and we all in there singing off key, I love that. But the actual karaoke of it all with the lyrics on the screen, that's too much pressure, man. You know, gives me performance to anxiety, okay?

Ain't nobody got time for their cortisol levels to be elevated unnecessarily.

But clearly, what I think doesn't matter because there are people who take karaoke seriously.

And Aaron Jablonski is one of those people.

Let's go to B.C. Bagley, 607 IG page for the report, please.

Aaron Jablonski, 34 years old, was arrested for allegedly firing a gun outside a clear water

Florida bar when the karaoke machine stopped working.

Police say Jablonsky, a convicted felon, pulled a Glock on another patron who tried to calm

him down and then fired around.

He was arrested on felony charges of aggravated assault and illegal firearm possession

with his bond set at $40,000, the smoking gun has reported.

A judge ordered him to have no contact with the victim and stay away from the bar.

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