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Tell us. Tell us. It's time for donkey of the day. There's a bunch of donkeys out in this street. I'll make donkey today. Called donkey of the day. It really caught me off guard. We live a life where we fight our tongue based off who we may offend. We never would say anything. Call the man, give it to him. Give it to him. You are a dog.

That is why Shalameen is he? Some donkey todays just saw themselves. On the breakfast club. Okay, Shalemay, who'd be giving donkey of the day to today? Well, donkey in a day for Tuesday, July 21st, goes James Shepard. Okay, he is a 52 a 52 year old man and hails from central Florida.

What did your uncle, Shala, always tell you about the great state of Florida?

The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception.

See, James is a cultural appropriator. Okay, what exactly is cultural appropriation?

Cultural appropriation is the unacknowledged, our inappropriate adoption of the practices,

customs are aesthetics of a marginalized our minority culture by a dominant community.

In this case, James Shepard is a white man.

Okay, he got arrested for appropriating the culture of a marginalized community.

I mean, that wasn't the exact charge, but James had a court-ordered drug test because he was on felony probation. He was on felony probation for several burglaries and thefts, and he was expected to hand over a urine sample. Now, we're going to get to this, you know, news report, but I need you all to know James was on felony probation, okay, on his way to do a piss test. But he drove there with a suspended license. That's strike one. Okay, that's already a violation of the felony probation. I'm looking at a release from the sheriff's office in Florida, and it says verbatim, driving on a suspended license was crime number one.

Crime number two was scrapped to his groin.

That's what the release from the sheriff's office says verbatim.

What do you mean, Uncle Shala, crime number two, was scrapped to his groin?

Well, that's what a cultural appropriation comes into play.

Okay, because per investigators,

Shepard had a jerry-rigged whizzinator.

Okay, a fake bladder of fake urine wired to a heating pad

with a faux penis to make it look convincing.

Let's listen to the body, uh, body camera footage.

Oh, man, I can't be a woman, Joe.

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