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Guaranteed Human.

Make sure you tell him to watch out of Florida, man.

The craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of four.

Yes, you are a donkey.

A Florida man attacked an ATM for a very strange reason.

It gave him too much money.

Florida man is arrested after deputy say he rigged the door to his home in an attempt to electrocute his pregnant wife. Police arrested an Orlando man for attacking a flamingo. The breakfast club, bitchy. Donkey of the day with Sholomey ain't a guy. I don't know why y'all keep letting him get you all like this. It's not me, Duval is Florida. Okay, donkey today for Wednesday, May 6 goes to a 33-year-old Florida man named Andre Brown Jr. What does your uncle Shala always say about the great state of Florida? Say it with me. That craziest people in America come from the Bronx and all of Florida, and today is no exception. Now, Andre is in jail for doing something that I don't do, that's beat his kids okay now I was born in 1978 so whippins beatens that was just the way of life okay I'm

from the era where we had to go pick a switch off the tree y'all haven't had to go pick a switch

y'all ain't had no trees in New York no damn we have trees in New York but we ain't pick

no switch though all of those who had to go pick a switch, you know how sadistic that was in hindsight? Okay. Go pick the weapon that is going to be used against you. That is pure insanity, okay? If you tell a kid to go pick a switch right now, though, he'll probably say for what, the pistol or the rifle okay but uh i want adults to know

that beating your kids is stupid all right doing any kind of physical harm to your child hurts you

just as much if not more than it does the kid we all remember the saying uh this will hurt me

more than it hurts you that's debatable but it does hurt when you have to physically discipline

your kids which is why i won't do it because you always end up feeling dumb

disciplining kids physically disciplining kids because they are just kids okay if

you physically disciplining a kid for something they did wrong you're an idiot

because the reality is they're just kids and kids don't know what they don't

know okay you ever got mad at a kid

because you can't believe they did some foolishness well they can't believe it either okay and

you say to them what's the matter with you the answer is nothing they're kids they just got here

two seconds ago they learning as they grow just like you did i spanked my oldest daughter one time

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