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I was donkey up the day.

Maybe.

Damn, the he hog, did it?

It's time for donkey of the day.

I'm ain't trying to be donkey today no more.

They should be embarrassed by what they already did.

I'm not making these people do these things.

I'm called Donkey of the Day, and it really caught me off guard. Damn, Salome, things. Called donkey of the day and it really caught me off guard.

Damn, Solomon, who got the donkey of the day today?

Yeah, it's donkey today for Wednesday, May 27th goes to a landlord in Westland, Michigan.

Now, for whatever reason, Fox 2 in Detroit doesn't give his name, even though they run down on him at his house, okay,

in Canton Township to confront him about what he did. See, there is a man named Javon Crawford,

dropping a clue to John Crawford, slew to him and his wife. They rent a home in Westland,

and they called their landlord to do some house repairs, okay? They needed the landlord to

remove some dead birds from the attic, they needed the landlord to remove some dead birds from

the attic. But instead, the landlord decided to come over and lay some pipe. Okay, he decided that

instead of removing birds from the attic, he wanted to bring one over and snake her drink. Okay,

he wanted to grease some hinges. Okay, yes, this landlord decided that there was a stud that needed to be nailed. I don't know if she was a stud. I don't know. I said that. Okay. What do you mean, Uncle Charlotte? There was a stud that needed to be nailed. Well, let's go to Fox 2, Detroit for the report, please. He walked back and forth through here, naked. Their landlord was supposed to be removing dead birds from the attic. Instead, he was giving a lesson on the birds and the bees on camera.

So right now we're kind of standing at the scene of the crime. What did you guys do? Did you clean before you got?

Most definitely. My wife, she's germaphybobic, so I had the most definitely clean him before she even stepped in anywhere in this house period.

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