This is my May or go back.

Oh baby, don't lie for me.

If I tell you my story, don't cry for me.

I did my time that's found by me.

This is my name is Michael Cohen.

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behind the blue banner. And I'm really glad that you're here. But now for the news. Moments after the earthquake that gave

New York a 4.8 jolt, Marjorie toilet green got to tweeting and I quote

earthquakes and eclipses are assigned from God

that America needs to repent.

I pray that our country listens.

I mean seriously what the fuck? If America has a sin that needs to repent, it's

letting fucking morons like Taylor Green into any sort of leadership position.

She once suggested that the wildfires in California

were caused by Jewish space lasers.

And worse, she still claims that Trump won the 2020 election.

And recently, she filed to vacate Speaker Maga Mike Johnson.

And why? Well, because she just wasn't MAGA enough for March. I mean,

conspiracies and lies are the stock and trade of the modern Republican Party. We expect them, but it's MAGA women who are going

the extra mile and hyping Christian values while behaving themselves immorally.

Perhaps following a cult leader like Trump has just driven them fucking nuts.

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