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Let's get right to it, shall we?

Because you're not going to believe this.

Or maybe you will.

Donald Trump, not only, he doesn't have a tendency,

but pretty much he has the ability to self-own

almost every single time. He says the quiet part out loud, and he doesn't realize that sometimes

he's speaking about himself, like when he says, we don't want to end up with a moron as president.

Roll it. I just felt, and I put out yesterday a statement, I think anybody running for president or vice president should be forced to take a cognitive examination.

Right? I mean, you get a guy, he gets in, he's got a good line of crap, he gets in, and all of a sudden, you're stuck with a man who's a moron.

You know, this is, this is not good. This is not good. We went through four years of it. It's not a good situation.

Is he talking about himself? It sounds like he's talking

about himself because he went through four years, his first term, I mean, maybe you should say six

years. Look, he's trying to say it's Joe Biden, but he's talking about himself. And he doesn't

realize that everybody's, you know, most people, except for the people who are gonna kiss his butt at those rallies. And they're like, wait a minute, Donald Trump, you're talking about yourself? And first of all, Donald Trump doesn't understand that he has had to take this cognitive test, or he has taken this cognitive test for so many times, I think it was at least twice, I don't know however many times it was. Now they don't just hand these out to every single person.

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