There are 39 days left until we will know who has been elected the 47th President of the United States.

We'll also know if Mark Robinson, the black Nazi with a fetish for nude Africa and all of the porn sites,

becomes chief executive of the state of North Carolina, not like Trump knows him or anything.

This is the warning. The man he called Martin Luther King on steroids has suddenly become,

well, akin to an apparition. Are you going to pull your endorsement in Mark Robinson?

I don't know the situation.

How can it be that Donald Trump knows nothing about Mr. Nude Africa, the black Nazi?

Like Sergeant Schultz, I know nothing, I see nothing, I hear nothing,

but has somehow been able to ferret out every detail about the top secret program

where the migrants coming to America, yes, the very same ones who can't figure out how to use

the kiosk at McDonald's and are forced to eat the pets of the godfaring decent white people of

Springfield, Ohio. Yes, those Haitian migrants, they have a button on their phones that's connected

directly to Kamala Harris. They press the button and they're released into the interior of the country.

I think it sounds better when Trump talks about it.

Kamala created a brand new program to fly in migrants from Venezuela, Haiti, and Nicaragua,

and resettle them in American communities, including small towns all across

our nation, but in particular in Pennsylvania, Ohio, Wisconsin, and North Carolina, and nobody can believe

it. These towns have been destroyed, and the mayors of the towns and the governors of the states can't talk about it because they're embarrassed that they allowed it to happen.

In addition, through her phone app, something totally new now.

It's a phone app for migrants, where migrants call in, highly sophisticated migrants.

She's allowed virtually unlimited numbers of illegals to press a button,

schedule their illegal immigration appointment at our ports of entry,

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