Lou and Airport Express from St Pancras featuring little prices.

Only got 32 minutes to go.

Comes every 30 minutes, you know.

So turn up your radio.

We'll turn the price way down low.

Fuck ahead and get a deal, yo.

Starts when my turner and you're good to go.

Nothing worse than traffic.

So slow.

Would it happen on a train?

Heck no.

32 minutes, t, t, t, t, t. Because it on a train? Heck no. 32 minutes, tut, tut, tut, no traffic, tut, tut, because it's a train, tut, tut, tut, tut.

Lunar Airport Express, 32 minutes to golf.

This is a download from LBC, Steve Allen's Little Bit Extra.

Morning everybody, welcome along to your free podcast for today, Tuesday, the 10th of March.

Yes, onwards and upwards.

You did get my tweet yesterday, didn't you?

When I tweeted, I was going to tweet a picture of it, but I thought, no, there were other people involved.

You'd have to delete their faces and everything else.

When I was queuing up at Waitrose to pay for my few little meagre items that I'd saved and scrimped for.

And this big pallet arrives in. Well, the staff were more excited and the rest of it. The rest of us just stood there at the Till's looking at it.

It was a pallet full of toilet rolls and kitchen roll and nobody rushed for it. Nobody really gave a toss.

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