As you may or may not know, Donald has a new nickname, and I am actually quite fond of it.

It's Taco.

Trump always chickens out.

Well, I mean, yeah, he does.

Anyway, after this nickname, which, by the way, he's extremely fond of, so use it at every possible opportunity.

After the nickname Taco, which again, stands for Trump always chickens out,

went viral on Wall Street and the Internet last week. Donald tried to reassert his, I don't know,

strength with an unhinged tirade about trade.

Again, something about which he knows nothing.

On Friday, he went on his failing social media site to accuse China of violating a truce brokered just last month.

But again, because he's him, he offered no evidence of this and no details at all.

He wrote simply, quote, two weeks ago, China was in grave economic danger.

I made a fast deal with China in order to save them from what I thought was going to be a very

bad situation, and I didn't want to see that happen. The bad news is that China, perhaps not surprisingly

to some, has totally violated its agreement with us so much for being Mr. Nice Guy, unquote.

Well, here's the thing. Donald doesn't know how to be a nice guy, so no wonder he fucked it up so

epically. First of all, China is not in any kind of economic trouble. In fact, we are making

things so much better for them than they have been. Secondly, Donald is not at all interested in bailing anybody out.

This was a face-saving measure to cover over what has been just an epic fail for him from day one.

So what's going on here?

Well, Donald is essentially accusing China

violating the Geneva trade agreement, which is a 90-day truce in which each country lowered

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