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This is Frank Skinner, Skinner, Skinner, this is on Absolute Radio.

This is absolute radio. This is Frank Skinner on Absolute, what's it called again?

Absolute radio with Emily Dean and Pierre Novelli you can text the

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So you remember, you will recall when I went for a haircut recently and they wouldn't give me my line.

You've seen a lot, my friend.

I do remember.

Skin fade, that's what they all want nowadays.

So you repeatedly said, do not fade this skin.

Yes, I said I want my line.

I want to be able to see where the shived section is. And then the sort of curtening of the longer hair.

That's what I want.

So this week I was ready, I went in and I thought I'm going to play my card so heavily on the table.

So I said to this guy, you know, I'd like it really short as zero at the

scientists, they say.

I said and then this is the important thing I need I need the line you got to leave the line and he said I don't I said you know you normally fade it would just leave the line and this guy said to me, he said, but I don't want you to have this haircut.

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