The views and opinions expressed in a statement are those of myself, Don Tony de Blasie.

They are not necessarily the views or opinions of Kevin Castle, or staff, or anyone else affiliated with this show.

With that said, I'd like to tell everybody that I do not like biggers.

I have never liked bigers.

Biggers and wrestling do not like biggers. I have never liked biggers. Biggers and wrestling do not mix.

I have yet to see a talented biggers in wrestling. Some people know how I feel. Biggers should be in a white castle serving me my clam strips. I wouldn't even fuck Biggers.

But as much as I hate Biggers, I don't ever condone violence against Biggers.

It's inappropriate.

It's immoral.

And as much as I dislike Biggers, I would never raise my hands.

He looks like a fatter version of Funaki.

That's Marashima?

I don't know. What is that?

That's like, you know, introduce a new quarterback.

It comes out with a big stomach.

It comes out like, you know, swirling a beer, half-shaved.

Whatever.

Ted. I mean, it comes down like, you know, swilling a beer, half-shaven. Whatever. Teddy Hart doesn't warrant any type of a documentary unless he wants to kill himself now, and then that's the end of his career. Yeah, whatever. I say I'm a million percent. That is better than 100%. What the fuck?

Because this is my United States of...

Kevin Castle.

And this is my United States of...

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