before we go and big fuck you to triple h he absolutely fucked up my dinner before let me tell you

what happened i'm not kidding people in the chat about he fucked up my dinner tonight i was in a chat

and i told him i said oh you're gonna get heat for that because people are liking triple h again

no well i told everybody i'd be right back got to to go make dinner. So I actually made myself some rice.

I was going to boil some rice and mix it in with some vegetables, you know, so I put the...

Right off the bat, vegetables.

Is this a fantasy story?

It's a true story.

I was going to put a little olive oil in there, too.

But anyway, I took the grilled vegetables, put aside.

I put the bag of rice in the boiling, boiling water.

So I come inside, and next thing I know, you know, Triple H is saying a speech toward Sean Michaels.

Shamers attacks them.

And I'm standing, I'm watching the whole thing. I thought it was really cool. And the next thing I know, I go back in the other room, I realize that I have my boiling bag boiling for 16 minutes instead of 10. I took it out, and I don't know if anybody's ever eaten rice when you boil it too long. It was like paste. It was... Yeah, having to overcook, the undercooked rice is all the worst shit. I'm telling you, it was the worst... Like watching T&A. It was the worst thing that I've eaten since this fucking chick that I used to date. Oh, come on. Oh, wow. It was gross. I go one place, he goes another.

It was so gross, man.

I tried to.

It couldn't even, like, pass it off his oatmeal.

It was just, oh, it was so gross.

Was it a girl?

Yeah, exactly.

I heard that there's a job opening in fucking walrus land or fucking, what was that,

what was that fish that ate the girl, the one that died tragically in Universal Studios,

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