You mean to tell me you were whacking off to somebody that was in their 50s when you were 12 years old?

Shame on you.

Somebody on my Facebook pages.

Oh, your friends used to share that information with you?

They used to whack off to Holly Holiday from Dallas.

For some reason, we used to hang out in Juniper Park.

All of us used to... That is disturbing since you guys are a few years younger than me. Do you know the one person? My friend used to whack off to Michelle Marsh. Michelle Marsh, the newscaster from the 80s? Oh my God. You know, I understand. I have the Mets parade from 86 when they won the World Series, and she's half drunk. I remember that broadcast. She's half drunk. That's Channel 2, right, CBS? Yeah, and, oh, man, who the fuck was the guy? No, it wasn't Bill Boutel. Oh, Ron. Not Roger Grimsley. No, no. I'm trying to remember the CBS host that was with her for the Mets Parade.

Oh, God. Oh, shit, I can't remember his name. He was hitting on her. You could tell him he was hitting on it. She was half drunk. But Michelle Marsh was one that my friend used to admit. How did we get into this conversation? I'll just tell you one other one. Well, Polly Holiday, basically, yeah, had a brief run show, and it was so bare.

They, they were was so bare. They was on for maybe like six episodes. But I put family matters on the same level. It just happened to get a seven-year run because ABC didn't know what to do with themselves at that point. Dude, the one other chick, and I'll say his name because, you know what? I could kick his ass now, so I don't care. But when he was young, I used to be afraid of him. I won't say his last name, but his name was Jojo. He used to live right across the street from Juniper Park. And all my friends from back in the day, you know, you could all, you'll all testify on this. One time we were hanging out in the park and we were going into his house for some reason and we caught him whacking off to the black chick from uh solid gold remember solid

the solid gold dancers they had that one black chick that was like the center of all the

dancers he whacked off to her we caught him that's a very interesting we get back into wrestling

obamacare or something.

For all your people out in New York, all you know to do is do a Google image search.

Just look up solid, cold black chick and just Google also Michelle Marge.

But she doesn't have a name.

She's just known as Blackchick.

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Thanks for coming.

It was really nice to meet you, AJ.

Yeah, you too.

You too. AJ?

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