CLICK HERE to listen to the 12/14/2009 episode online. RIGHT CLICK AND SAVE to download the 12/14/2009 webcast now. RUNNING TIME: 3 HOURS 42 MINUTES 12/14/09 EPISODE SYNOPSIS: Thank you Bobby 'The Brain' Heenan for everything you have done for wrestling. We pray for you. And that's not a one liner 'feel good' comment. The entire show and our extended family prays for you during this very tough time. Stay strong.. Picture a fat person leaning on the front window of a Bakery. As the breath fogs up the glass, he/she wants a piece of that freshly baked Chocolate CrÃme Pie so bad. Unfortunately, the bakery just closed, and noone wants to let him/her in. Replace fatso with Ashley Massaro, and the bakery with 'The Big Twoâ. Well actually, 'The Big Oneâ. Cause we know one very cheap bakery down the block that has baked quite a bit of sh** (especially on Thursdays) may offer a cupcake.. Hulk Hogan in a recent interview says he was ribbed the first night he worked for WWF. The rib? WWF staff and Pat Patterson told him he had to take part in a certain sexual act with PP in order to work there. After a few moments, they revealed it was a rib and showered him with beer. Isn't it amazing that after almost three decades, Barry O err Hulk Hogan would somehow forget to put this in a book? Forget to ever tell this in interviews? During the early 90's scandal? Never ever to anyone: Until December 2010.. DT is a big Dennis Miller fan. But he bombed on WWE Raw. His humor did not fit that audience. Joking about Amy Winehouse? One third of the audience doesn't even know who Amy Dumas is! And that's sad.. What's up with the big Bret 'Hitman' Hart back and forth between Vince McMahon and Dennis Miller? You think there's a chance Bret would work an angle for Wrestlemania?.. Speaking on 'Mania, DT does not like HBK vs Undertaker II at all. It makes no sense to have HBK lose to The Undertaker two 'Manias in a row. And it's assenine to have Taker's streak end. The only possible outcome of this return match that would be accepted, is a Double Countout, or a DQ.. TNA interested in former WWE wrestler Ricky Ortiz?.. So everyone wants to know how Don Tony feels about MTV and their Jersey Shore show. Putting aside that losers like this have acted that way in clubs for the last two decades; let those morons come to Howard Beach and act that way. They'll share a table at the cafe with Mr Crowbar.. Come to think of it, maybe Bruce Springsteen can hang out with the Jersey Shore cast. Cause after the way he blew off New Jersey's new Governor Chris Christie, 'The Boss' fits right in with those losers on that show.. Hulk Hogan is saying in interviews that 'Big Names in WWE are burning up his phone wanting to work for TNA when their contracts end'. Coming soon: www.HulkHoganIsFullOfShit.com. Courtesy of Wrestling-News.com. Yes really.. Word around the 'Mysterious Water Cooler' is that TNA is parting ways with Kip James. And at this Sunday's PPV, Consequences Creed is the favorite to be 'fired'. Don Tony can only hope both are true. Because there's a load of indy stars that are 1000x better than Mr Creed. And he doesn't deserve a spot in the 'Big Two'. As far as Kip James goes, DT has wanted to see a New Age Outlaws return to WWE for a long time.. Jim Cornette continues to rant about Vince Russo, TNA, WWE; apologizing for working there, blah blah blah. Message to Mr Cornette. It was entertaining and intriguing the first time you 'blogged' about it. But after the umpteenth time in 3 weeks, you are really coming off as a bitter old man.. Last week, an interesting debate as to which is 'higher on the food chain' in wrestling: Shaemus or Desmond Wolfe. One week later, Shaemus is WWE Champion. Don Tony loves this 'throwback' of a character. However, was it too soon to give him the title? We will have our answer in about three weeks.. A privacy alert to every person who is on Facebook. Unless you want Don Tony and Kevin Castle to have your phone numbers, personal pics, and more private sh**, you better change a setting. Facebook is now indexing information to Google.. TNA has ads for their Jan 4th, 2010 Monday Night Impact show airing during WWE programming and beyond. We are glad this is happening. Because when the rating tanks (0.6 â 0.8 is DT's prediction), they can't blame it on fans 'not knowing about it'.. DT really wants a reason to like TNA. Unlike some websites, we don't want to put them over because they purchase AD space. We want to put them over cause the product is good. And kudos to all of those wrestling news sites. They are some of the most religious people around.. Even if TNA does well, or bombs miserably, one thing is for certain. Vince McMahon will up it a notch on Raw. And as wrestling fans, this can only be a positive thing. It looks like WWE may get their revenge on 'Pandas' after all!.. We ask our Australian friends that tune in to find out why the Hogan / Flair Aussie event did not air on Aussie TV. (Update: We have the answer and will discuss it on the 12/21 episode).. Who is more attractive? Cody Rhodes or Ted DiBiase? A certain demographic of the show is asking.. Don Tony defends Matt Striker from some criticism he's receiving on quite a few wrestling news sites?.. Why wasn't Ricky Steamboat's brief return in early 2009 even mentioned in this worthless Slammys? Nevermind; we just answered our own question.. Can someone please accidentally 'retire' Hornswoggle and let him live his remaining years on an Ant Farm somewhere a long ways away?.. DT has a Tony Atlas moment while reading the Press Release announcing Bobby Lashley to Strikeforce.. Stone Cold Steve Austin launches a Fitness application for the iPhone.. Legitimate concern over Ric Flair's health. This is a topic many people are starting to comment on, and it's something to think about.. How sad is that story in Salt Lake City, Utah? A mother of two is missing. Some douche-bag named Josh Powell (husband) claims he took his 1 and 3 year old kids in the middle of the night, in 5 degree weather, to go camping to make Smores. I implore every parent with 1 to 3 year olds and go outside right now. Stay out there for a few hours and pretend you're making Smores. And some idiots in Utah think this story could possibly be true? Message to Doucebag Powell. You're going to become a Human Smore for two men named Bubba and Leroy very soon. And let's pray they find this mother. And if by some unreal, wacky chance, the story was ever true, arrest this a**hole for taking babies out in zero degree weather camping â period.. What am I saying; there's no fu**ing way that story is true. No moron would ever do that.. Next week, Kevin Castle will be discussing several Shoot Interviews. If you are a fan of Shoots, do not miss the 12/21 episode.. Plus our .02 on: seeing double with certain WWE Divas (and we don't bean the Bella twins).. Offensive Domain Names.. Michael Lansberg.. USACares.org.. The still very sexy Mickie James.. RedEye and Greg Gutfeld, Glenn Beck, The Forgotten Jobbers on You Tube.. Cardboard Gangsters.. WWE Trainer Tiffany?.. Indy Wrestling starting to 'Evolve' Into some very uninteresting wrestling.. Plus your emails, and so much more! Hosted by: Anthony Don Tony DeBlasi and Kevin Castle Produced by: Anthony 'Missionary' Thomas Synopsis by: Anthony 'Pitt Beerman' Valvo