You know what Seamus needed to do tonight on his first match on Raw? Now, I know a lot of people are going to say, well, you know, debut match on Raw, it's usually crickets in the crowd.

You know, to me, it's like those commercials for gum from years back. I think it was gum. You never get a second chance on a first impression. I told you, I dated that chick a couple of years ago.

Hot. If I should put it this way. And I'm not trying to put myself down. But if I took a picture like that stupid hair club for commercial, for my girls, click. Yes. You ever see

a hair club for men commercial or the hair dye, you know, the little two girls give it to the

father? You know, I always laughed at that commercial because I said to myself, how these two little six-year-olds get hair dye? You know, did they, like, go to the store on their own and buy hair dye for dad? I don't know. But anyway, you know, if I would have snapped a photo of this girl when we went out to dinner the one night and I would have put it online, people would have been like, wow, that looks like he hired a hooker. Something doesn't seem right. This chick was hot. But now, but, you know, there was a big problem for people that don't know the story. I've talked. I talked about it two weeks after it happened. Problem was, was that she was a big problem for people that don't know the story i've talked i talked about it two weeks

after it happened problem was was that she was a smoker and i used to smoke i quit four years now

five years no it's more than that i quit in 2002 so it's seven years already that i quit smoking

but um when she opened up her mouth and smiled, I guess

nobody told her that they have something called toothpaste. I don't know, maybe she bought

that metal bar and rubbed it on her teeth and thought it was going to eliminate color. Her

teeth were yellower than a banana.

And I was grossed. And it's not, it wasn't just the fact that she had yellow teeth.

But you ever see some girls out there people where their teeth look like half the size of a

chicklet, like half the size of a tic-tac? For some some reason there's some girls that have Andre the giant teeth

and I don't mean like crooked and brown and gray you ever see Andre smile his teeth look like

one quarter the size of regular teeth you know and I know it's because he was ill and everything

but for some reason there's some chicks out there regular chicks you know five foot six latin italian chinese asian black um

hmm there was something missing on that taco commercial the other day i for some reason

i just thought about that again you know black dress black dress, black sheep. Something black.

I can't put my finger on it.

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