Have you ever looked at something?

And at first glance you say, I can't stand it, but there's something that keeps your attention,

it holds your attention like a magnet, because you look at it and you know there's something deep inside

that you just can't turn away from. It's like a powerful drug that holds your attention.

You know, when I looked at Doink and I'd flip the channel, he was everything I hated about this profession.

The gimmick tree, the cartoon atmosphere. It was everything I couldn't stand.

And yet when I looked at it, I knew there was something deep down, even underneath that makeup,

that I just couldn't turn away from. There was a man underneath there. In fact, the best kind of man.

A professional wrestler.

Paul E. Dangerously.

And everybody in the ECW said, this is no circus.

No circus, it isn't.

But I can clown around and I can still kick your ass.

You want to swing sticks? You want to swing chairs?

And I can still kick your ass.

You want to get nuts?

I'll bet on your chin.

But the bottom line is, I'm in the ECW, and you're not.

The Don Tony and Kevin Castle show contains explicit language and is intended for mature audiences only.

But just because you're mature doesn't mean you can't be a little naughty.

Music just because you're mature doesn't mean, this is not a little April Fool's joke, That my calls, Kevin Castle, is incognito.

I spoke to him a few, about, an hour, hour and a half ago.

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