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It's the Big Three podcast and a special test show. Hi everybody, I'm Don Barris.

I'm Scary Perry. And today we have a very special guest. Mole is not here, but we have Perry's manager, Nick.

Oh, that was a mean voice that wasn't it? Okay. For those of you that don't know, I'm sure a lot of people do.

We are actually recording this on Thursday.

So hopefully, in less than three hours, I'm going to have this up online.

That's the goal.

Okay.

And the reason that it's cutting so close is because this past weekend when we normally tape the show,

Perry, Perry, Perry, I'm laughing because it is so funny.

What Perry did is he forgot to tell anybody that he was leaving town.

Oh, that's funny as shit.

Anyway, so what we did, you called them Thursday afternoon, I believe.

No, I got a call at around six-ish, a little bit before, a little after 6 p.m. on Thursday, an emergency phone call.

Emergency phone call.

From Sammy saying, we got to go to Chicago in an hour. Really? And why? That seems a little weird. Well, it was an emergency. Okay. All right. Well, before we get on to that, this is the way I look at it. The only thing that you have going in your life is this show. It's a payday. I've told you many times the many times the plant oh really it's not going to happen

no i'm just okay this is a job rolling my eyes because it's like you think my life is nothing but

this and tell me one other thing that you have i'm not saying shit what else do you have what else do you have as far as work

future employment i don't have any future that's exactly right so this is a job let's just let's just

try to define this this is a job correct um but what You're always saying

This is the only thing in my life

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