It's Monday, December 18th, 2017.

From Slate, it's the gist I'm like, Pesca.

I have a slight injury.

It has to do with, I don't know, my mouth or tongue.

It's kind of fact things.

If you do what I do for a living, but I shall proceed.

I subscribe to a couple of Twitter accounts from friends of mine named Denny and Arby's.

Okay, it's a corporate account from Denny's.

I think the Arby's is Nile List Arby's.

That's not the real Arby's.

Netflix has a good account, a pretty funny account.

How funny.

If the Netflix account were a comedy series, it'd be funnier than Girl Boss and friends

from college, nowhere near as good as Kimmy Schmidt.

It's about as funny as Wet Hot American Summer the first year, but without the feeling

that you should be laughing if you were just better at understanding comedy.

But people are mad.

Oh, people are mad.

Netflix, like Spotify before it, has been divulging secrets.

I'll read from USA today.

Netflix creepily trolls 53 people who can't stop watching a Christmas Prince.

And in the story, it says, on Sunday evening, Netflix tweeted to the 53 people who've watched

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