Hello kids, this is Risk, the show where people tell true stories they never thought they

dared to share.

I'm Kevin Allyson and every Thursday we release these special episodes that were calling

classic risk singles.

Each of these episodes features just one story from our earlier years.

If you're new to Risk, you should know that the podcast can be very uncensored.

This week a story that Samantha Bee first shared on the podcast in December of 2011, here's

Sam now.

With the story we call, don't try this at home.

I will have to tell my children in this story eventually.

My children are going to be humiliated, but okay, this is what happened.

I guess I was around 15 years old and I was seeing this guy who was my first ever boyfriend

and we had this really tumultuous relationship.

I mean it was really crazy.

It was emotionally abusive for sure.

It was not physically abusive, but it was definitely like he was very mean to me and

I laughed it up.

Like I loved it for some reason.

He would just put me down all the time and pretend to break up with me and then I would

spend the whole day trying to get him to get back together with me.

It was just this awful horrible toxic relationship that made my parents so berserk.

My mother didn't want to come over the house, so she took away my house key, which was

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